Golden Ticket/Underwear

We were doing laundry and a pair of yellow underwear dropped out of the pile, only to be scooped up later by Aiden (6.75).

• Aiden: Whoa! Somebody lost their yellow underwear!
• Robert: Uh-oh.
• Aiden: I found the "Golden Underwear"!

Then, sung to the tune of "I've Got a Golden Ticket" from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie (the real one, filmed in 1971).

• Aiden: I've got a golden underwear. I've got a golden underwear in my hands!