Carry It All

• Chloë (5):  Daddy, you can carry the stick, flowers, and mail.
• Robert:  But that's all there is. Why do I have to carry everything?
• Chloë:  Because you have to. You're the daddy.

Clearcut Chloë

On picking flowers with Chloë:

• Robert:  Her policy of clear-cutting flowers is unsustainable. I'll have to teach her about selective logging.