Monday, December 31, 2012

Regretting Hemorrhoids

Upon seeing a billboard for hemorrhoid treatment...
  • Aiden (10):  What are hemorrhoids?
  • Sarah:  They are like those veins that poke out on some legs, except they are in your butt.
  • Aiden:  I immediately regret asking.

Sunday, December 23, 2012

If You Want To Kiss Chloë...

...you have to be of age.
  • Chloë (5):  There's a boy with spiky hair who asked for a kiss at the gym.
  • Sarah:  Really?
  • Chloë:  He wasn't cute-cute. He was diaper cute.

Monday, December 17, 2012

Dinner and Dancing

  • Chloë (5):  Daddy, when I'm done cleaning can we dance together?