All In How You Look At It

• Aiden (9.5):  Are you stealing my ranch?
• Chloë (4):  No, I'm just dipping your ranch.

Willie Nelson

• Robert:  Look how old he's getting.
• Aiden (9.5):  Yeah, he looks like Sasquatch.

Not Supposed To Like It

While eating her Subway sandwich she noticed an onion:

• Chloë (4):  Here mom, you eat this onion. I'm still just a little kid. I'm not suppose to like onions yet