Thursday, March 31, 2011

Princess-Speak

  • Chloë (3.5): *Putting her forehead on mine* "Oh Daddy, you're so lovely."

Monday, March 28, 2011

Backwater

  • Aiden (8.5): What's in your drink?
  • Robert: Lemon.
  • Aiden: Oh good. It's not backwash.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Imminent Concern

  • Robert: Archie's just dying for someone to sit with him.
  • Chloë (3): Oh no! Is Archie dying?
  • Robert: No, he's not dying. That was just a figure of speech.
  • Chloë: ...*still concerned*
  • Robert: It's just a joke - no, it's a saying - no, Daddy was just pretending.
  • Chloë: ...
  • Robert: Don't worry, Archie fine. I shouldn't have said that.

Thursday, March 24, 2011

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Sunday, March 13, 2011

Spray the Ice Cream

After putting flavor sauce on her ice cream:
  • Chloë (3): Daddy, did you spray my ice cream?

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Normal Food

  • Robert: Here, I made this special oatmeal with goodies in it for you.
  • Chloë (3): *tastes a bite* Can I have some normal food?

Sunday, March 6, 2011

On Giving Gifts Early

  • Robert: Let's give mom her birthday gift now.
  • Aiden (8.5): A gift and no party? That would be cheap.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

Damnage

  • Robert: Be careful with that package, you don't want to damage it.
  • Chloë (3): Don't worry, I won't damn it.