Good Advice

• Aiden (9): Don't wear underwear with decorations on them because you might get embarrassed.

How To Put Your Child In A Car

Rule #1:

• Chloë (3.5): Don't bonk me!

2D Tune

• Robert: That singer sounds flat.
• Aiden (9): Yeah, she only sings in 2D.
  

Trade For Water

Sarah got RC Cola. Chloë opted for water. Then it came to the table:

• Chloë (3.5): Mommy, let's switch!

Spontaneity

• Chloë (3.5): I want you to take me to a dance party.

I Want To Ride The...

"...Roaster Coaster." - Chloë (3.5)